He said, “Son… You’re a daft sod and no mistaking”
“No mistaking,” said I, “What makes you think you’re mistaken?!”
He said, “The three cardboard tanks!”
“Where?!” I said in a panic.
“Oh no! He cried, “I’ve lost them again! There goes my idiot’s pension”
And with that he rushed off in a cloud of peppers.
Strange man. I never saw him again…
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