Excellent take!

From Iowahawk and damned funny

Book the First: A question for the Muse

Speak to me, O Muse, of this resourceful man
who strides so boldly upon the golden shrine at Invescos,
Between Ionic plywood columns, to the kleig light altar.
Fair Obamacles, favored of the gods, ascends to Olympus
Amidst lusty tributes and the strumming lyres of Media;
Their mounted skyboxes echo with the singing of his name
While Olbermos and Mattheus in their greasy togas wrassle
For first honor of basking in their hero’s reflected glory.
Who is this man, so bronzed in countenance,
So skilled of TelePrompter, clean and articulate
whose ears like a stately urn’s protrude?
So now, daughter of Zeus, tell us his story.
And just the Cliff Notes if you don’t mind,
We don’t have all day.

Said the Muse:

I will tell the story of Obamacles through my scribe Iowahawk.
But this sh*t is copyrighted, so reproduce at your peril

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2 Responses to Excellent take!

  1. […] found this at superfabulous Iowahawk, after first encountering it in plundered form at Neoconservative? Moi? and now I too plunder.  Here it is.  [Warning, do not read Iowahawk pieces while eating or […]

  2. wien1938 says:

    Much appreciated!

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